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KEN AMADA

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"AMADAMAN" (UNOFFICIAL)

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NONAH 005

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[ursawhiner]

Dude, don't say that! I'll like it no matter what! I mean, you liked my dumb gifts...

[amadaman]

So you gave me things you thought were dumb???

[He says, sounding angry although he's really just kidding.]

[ursawhiner]

N-no, I meant they're just... little things? Stuff I thought you would like!! Nothing special! Except they are special because they're for you!

[Stop this poor boy.]

[amadaman]

Then don't call them dumb. I don't think they're dumb. I kind of started looking forward to them.

[ursawhiner]

[That stops Dipper's spiral into self doubt.]

Really?

...Okay. I won't call them dumb any more. Your next presents are going to be awesome.

[amadaman]

Exactly. See? That feels better for both of us.

... Eight days though? Really?

[ursawhiner]

It has something to do with oil burning eight days longer than it should have. S'why we light candles every night.

My family usually just does one big present instead of a bunch of little ones.

[amadaman]

I think I'll look this up later. I'm rather curious.

Why did you split mine up?

[ursawhiner]

I um... I thought it would be better. Since we just started going out.

[amadaman]

[Is that how it works??? Ken's face goes red though.]

O-okay. Um. Sorry, still. If I knew, I would've though of something too.

[ursawhiner]

Nah, you're not Jewish. It's fine. Giving presents was kind of for me, too.

[amadaman]

For you?

[ursawhiner]

I wanted to do stuff. For you.

[amadaman]

...


You're so embarrassing. But thanks. Um, I appreciate it.

[ursawhiner]

I'm not embarrassing! These are just... feelings! Dude feelings!

[He shoves his poorly wrapped package at Ken.]

You should open today's present!

[amadaman]

... Now?!

[Dipper may be embarrassing but now Ken is embarrassed]

[ursawhiner]

Yes! I mean, no! If you want to?

[amadaman]

You're not expecting a huge reaction, are you? I don't react well. I mean -- not badly! Just... I'm not going to react like Mabel?

[ursawhiner]

You can react however you want! Don't-don't feel pressured or anything!

[amadaman]

I'm gonna open it.

[this is now a Mission]

[ursawhiner]

Okay.

[Dipper peeks through his fingers nervously. This is the first time he's been present as Ken opens one of his gifts and it's unexpectedly nerve-wracking.]

[amadaman]

[Unfortunately for Dipper, Ken is one of those people who peels a wrapping paper apart instead of ripping right into it so this takes forever, almost. But Ken's nervous, too. His face is red and he fumbles, but he'll manage to get it open]

[ursawhiner]

[The paper slowly peels away to show a book about the history of soccer, with various strategies and techniques. By the time Ken actually gets to the book, Dipper is nearly vibrating with nerves.]

[amadaman]

Oh!

[Oh, it's a book. Ken's eyes go round when he sees what the book is on, and the moment the paper is off he immediately starts flipping through it. He's actually wanted this book! Whoa!]

[ursawhiner]

[As Ken flips through the book, Dipper starts to babble nervously.]

I know some people think books are lame presents, but I think they're pretty neat? And I saw this one and thought you might like it and you'd be able to use it with your team and it got good reviews online, so it's definitely not horrible--